Dirty mind Doctor
An old man goes to the doctor's office and tells
- Look, Doctor.
When I go for the first all goes well.
When I go for the second start to get tired.
In the third I get cramps and chills, and I collapse in the fourth.
- But how old are you? asks the astonished doctor
- I am 87 years old.
- And at your age, what more do you want?
- Well, get to the fifth floor where I live.